All bets are off

Friday 18.09.2009 23.45 Bro has met a girl. Finally. And I wasn’t supposed to tell, but from now on all bets are off. First of all, new girlfriend will come to my housewarming party, and I’ve made the guest bed up nicely with a big furry pink heart placed prominently on the bed. Ok, so I got the heart from an ex and didn’t know what to do with it, good thing it came to use. Second, they have already been visiting Scandinavia together and met my cousin. I’m afraid she has gotten the wrong impression of the family already, but I will set her straight next weekend. Third, spoke to Bro today but forgot to ask about his teeth. He mentioned some time ago that he had troubles with his chewing equipment. So I sent a nice sms tonight saying “btw, forgot to ask about your teeth today. And have a nice weekend with the impolite guy”. He mentioned he was going out with C, the guy who insulted me. The answer was “Message from C: How are you , you dirty little whore?”. So apart from embarrassing Bro with the pink heart on the bed, I have also placed an empty glass on the nightstand with a sticker saying “For Bros teeth”. An eye for an eye…