Auntie Annika

An acquaintance of mine refers to me as auntie Annika. This is because of a long story involving him and younger girl sitting on his lap, referring to him as uncle C when he had other things in mind. Obviously I now call him uncle C, and he counters by calling me auntie Annika. This is an epithet I don't much care for. At all. Unless of course it is agony aunt. That would be right up my alley. I can give as crappy advice as any newspaper column. Or better! Mostly it would probably involve "ditch him", "lots of other fish in the sea", "best way of getting over a man is to get under another" or "what once is broken cannot be repaired". See? I'm doing it already.