Ich wil fucking drogen

On the boat this evening with me was an Aussie friend who has some bad medical history involving radiation and whatsit. He told me that from the moment he realized that one of his balls was a bit "hard" to the time they had a tumor removed was about 3 days. No wonder he didn't get what was going on. Only on the operating table he was told by the surgeon that they were cutting him open from chest down to the split. A bit late to object by then. When he woke up and it wasn't only "a little uncomfortable", still dizzy from the anaesthetic he screamed to the staff "Ich wil fucking drogen"! Now 4 years later this is hilarious.