A package

Last Saturday I was at a party and without me probing I was told that this womans boyfriend had a real "package". Jeez, I so didn't want to know that because next time I speak to him I will not know whether to look at his face or his crotch. Today on the way home on the tram my friend and I were reading 'Blick am Abend' and in the agony-aunt column there was a question from a 13-year-old who thought he had a too small a penis...at which time my friend said "well, I don't have that problem". Too much information. The rest of the evening were dedicated to "packages"...big or small.