My new best friend - the polizei

Fucketyfuck. This morning when I was looking out over the magnificent vista, enjoying the view of the mountains I noticed some mud on the balcony floor. When I opened the balcony door I noticed break-in marks! Turns out both balcony doors have marks from somebody trying to get in! This ain't good people. So not only will the police advisor come this afternoon, but another police to take the report. I have also been asked to not clean on the balcony (as if I would!). I guess my flat is now also a crime scene! This is so bad. Now I will never be able to leave my flat without having all the blinds down for extra protection. I hope there is a death sentence for burglars in Switzerland!