The land of pee and home of the unshaved

CG and I were in Germany today (more on that later), and driving back over the border back into Switzerland he uttered these surprising words. Ever since the act of racism with ze Swiss slashing his car tyres he's been feeling a little unwelcome I think. CG's version of the Star-spangled banners the land of the free and home of the brave. Funny. PS. Especially funny from a man who enjoys peeing in public swimming pools...