Matchmaking

I am a real matchmaker. My most successful couple is now awaiting a baby after having been together 7 years. This is not a profitable business though, all I've been offered after all this time is to babysit. Haha. Soooo not funny. But I'm kinda happy for them. Told them to plan to come to Zürich next autumn for my housewarming. Without the baby obviously. Also told them I'll come visit them in 14 years time. That's when the kids start to stay away from the parents, and hide in their room with a computer game or something. Suits me fine. PS. This is the woman who's 8 months pregnant and have gained 4 kg's. Life is just not fair!