Thursday, August 07, 2008

Caught in customs

Or custody as CG insists on calling it. He came back yesterday having been stopped in customs at the Swiss border. In the trunk they found a knife, which apparently is forbidden to bring into Switzerland. Which is funny, since ze Swiss make it their business to export knives, and it's part of their image. But I guess it was the wrong kind of knife. After having found this they did a full body search "they touched my privates!" and kept him in a room guarded by a military policeman for hours (it kinda holds a certain appeal to me though :). Eventually he was released but had to pay 300 Swissies in penalty. He was not a happy man coming home. "That knife travelled the world with me, I have cut Turkish tomatoes and bananas in Bali with it". Well, it won't be travelling much more. I tell ya, ze Swiss love ze rules.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

gees, what was it, some kind of hybrid Rambo-Mick Dundee super knife or something? sounds like a case of pick on the German to me (not that they dont desertve it but still!)

Witchbitch said...

He's a paramedic and had the knife in case of emergency in the car.

Yes, definitely a case of pick on the Germans.