My new best friend

I have a new best friend. Sorry you other guys, but this one is it. The man works for a whiteware producer, and is in charge of returned goods. Goods that doesn't work when delivered, and goods that have a scratch or a minor flaw. These appliances are repaired but cannot be sold again to list price, so are offered to others. I am happy to announce that I'm one of them. The discount varies between 30% and 70%, and I'm happy to inform you that I have received a whopping 68% discount on the whole package including my food-center (American-style fridge and freezer), two ovens with steam-functions and microwave facility, ceramic stove, washing machine that feels how much wash you have and adjusts the program thereafter and a dishwasher with extra tools to accommodate lots and lots of wine glasses. So ok, I have to pay 7,6% Swiss VAT on top + about 30 CHF per item in recycling charge, but still, it's an extremely good deal. And it comes with 2 years guarantee. Mind you, I do have some contacts in this company...