Hairy monsters

My cats are lovely, but to be honest they are hairy. No surprise there. It's not that I didn't know that cats are full of fur.

Found a brush/comb that one of them loves, the other wants to play with. But result is, I am stuck with a lot of hair.

My business mind realized that this could be turned into profit. Right. When I googled, I got directed to more than one site talking about EU forbidding trading with cat fur. Turns out that EU has banned it, which is all good and correct, only my cats are still alive. I don't wanna trade with cats who are killed for their fur. I just want to sell their hair!

I think a cat fur is as good as any other fur. Even the vegetarian fundamentalists couldn't argue using hair from a still living animal, could they?