Shoes

So went to my usual place this evening. As you do. One of the guys who work there introduced me to the woman playing in the band this week. Apparently she does it barefoot. So this guy had bought her shoes, flip-flops with golden stuff on it. Fine. Was informed that it was because some guests occasionally break glasses or bottles...and therefore it is wise to have shoes in this place. I responded that I did only once drop a glass in four years. Woman in band said that "I haven't broken a glass here in 20 years". Wow. So I asked her, "were you only here once a year or so?". "No" she said, "this is my first time". You just have to love a person with such sense of humour :)