Dickwasher

Was in a meeting today with a kiwi. Well, I didn't know he was and it always bugs me when I don't know for sure where people come from. I had a feeling he was from N Zeeland because of his accent was wasn't sure. Got confirmed during the break when I asked. Then our British friend told us when kiwis say ten it sounds like tin. And proceeded to tell us about this guy who spent a summer in kiwi-land working as a "dickwasher" on a yacht. Of course we had to translate the joke to ze Swiss, but I thought it was hilarious!