I killed two babies

I cannot fucking believe it. After all my precautions the foiij*krj#kje??hyl§ing pigeons had still gotten in the boat and built a nest and laid two eggs. And guess where they are now? Swimming with the fish like in the Godfather. Would rather have had the parents doing the same, but they were out. Saw when I was leaving that they were trying to get in again, and couldn't. Ha!! So now I have to look forward to a weekend in April, cleaning out tons of birdshit. Lucky me.