CG and his healthy attitude

About once a week I discover fruit in my kitchen. This is CG's feeble attempt to live a healthy life. And that's about the extent of it. Unless I eat the fruit, it'll be in the bin once it starts to smell. Last week it was apples which lasted a bit more than a week, this week it's bananas and they have already starting to blacken. But who am I to give dietary advice? I'm sure if I did, somebody would bring up my love of Häagen-Dazs choc-chip...