Superwoman

I have a friend who appears to be superwoman. Not only does she speak around 5 languages fluently, she has a certificate to fly small aeroplanes, she's an officer in the army and to top it all off the fucker can sing. Good thing she left early when we had the karaoke evening! No fun to have somebody who actually can sing when we the others just think we can. At least at the time. But seriously the only thing I'm green with jealousy about is that she gets to spend all of July bossing over 60 guys in uniform (pun intended!). Ok well, maybe a little jealous of the language skills but nowhere near the uniforms... If she wasn't so nice I would strike her off my friends list!