Children annoy me

I have to admit (although this shouldn't come as news for those of you who know me) that children annoy me. Unborn or born. Like yesterday when I was on the tram and a family consisting of man, woman, huge stroller and a dog half the size of me (what a friggin cliche btw. I just wish they have had a car too!) came on, forced me to sit in my seat with my bag firmly on my lap instead of the floor, blocking my way out. Finally off after trying not to step on the dog I was waiting for the bus, seeing this heavily pregnant woman. Why is it that pregnant women have to wear a tight top, so that you can see absolutely everything that goes on with her body including a disgusting protruding belly-button? I realize that a body changes during pregnancy, but must I share it? Cover yourselves, pregnant women! If there was a parade for a child-free world, I'll be marching first! Mind you, I'm pretty fond of CG who's if not my child, behaving like one :)