Saturday, January 24, 2009

Ab-und-zu-man

Met a woman tonight who said she was from Latvia. I asked Riga? She said not many people knew the capitol of her country. Well, I could agree with her since most people are stupid. Anyway, she was there with her man, escaping the two kids and asking me if I had a man. I said occasionally I do. I call him an ab-und-zu-man. She looked at me longingly, like that was exactly what she wanted. What can I say? I have it all. My freedom. And an ab-und-zu-man. What else could one possibly want?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

argh, please, Latvia is hardly the centre of the universe so I dont think you can say people who dont know its capital are stupid, I bet there's plenty of countries you don't know the capital of. although you're right of course that stupidity is a very common affliction.

Witchbitch said...

Oh I know, but it was one of the capitals I knew...