Big ass

Had lunch with a friend today. He told me they are expecting their third kid. I so do not want to change place with this guy! Anyway, he said that his wife hadn’t told him even though he noticed a slight “change” to her body. Wisely enough he decided not to stick his head into a wasps nest and ask “has your ass gotten bigger?”, but wait for her to tell him. Did I say he’s a smart guy?