Small talk

Sometimes you have to be there to appreciate the humour, but tonight was very funny. My friendgirl and I were sitting down for a drink, then being joined at the table by six Swiss guys. We had just gotten our drinks on the table (water and wine) and they ordered beer. "A big one?" I asked. "No", he said, "a small one". His friends picked up on the subject, and it went downhill from there. "How small?" I asked. "This small?" showing him my little finger. When his friends demanded to know what we talked about he said "only small talk". Indeed. As I said, you had to be there...