Scary skinny

Apparently M is into rags. He just came home from his little weekend trip and placed three of those rags with me, thinking I'd have an interest in reading them...he obviously doesn't know me yet :) One of them is saying "Scary skinny" on the front page. I don't think that will ever be a problem for me. Ok, so my butt has become a little bit smaller, but skinny is an epithet that will never ever have to be used for my body. Thankfully. PS. The other two headlines say "the secret of love" and "the German wonder"...two oxymorons :)