Stating the bleedin' obvious

Despite it being 28,3°C (82,94°F) indoors I decided I needed to iron. So did. M told me he would do his daily shirt in the morning. On the question why he doesn't do it all in one go, I really didn't get a good answer. So I discovered a weakness with M :)...good to know. So offered to do his one shirt, while I was doing mine anyway. At which time I stated the bleedin' obvious: "Your shirt is much bigger than mine". Equals more to iron of course I meant. Know what he said? "Well, you have tits". Yes I do as a matter of fact, but no way are they as big in size as his shirts!!