Birdie nam-nam

Well you know my view of birds. Shoot'm all and then eat'm. My friend has another take on it. He bought some fake birds and placed them outside his window to scare the real birds off. Crow-like. I am now in the process of convincing my friend that it would be a good idea to share one of his fake birds with me. I mean, just in case he wants to come on the boat next summer...