Crooked lawyer

I have two friends who are lawyers. None of them are fitting into the typical attorney-template. Figures. One of them I met some 12 years ago, when he was trying to pick me up in a bar in Utrecht. I thought he was a homeless. The other one I ran into here in Zürich. He's a musician. And is very far from a lawyer-lookalike. I either have a really good feel for people, or I'm clueless...