In the bar toilet they sell strange things. My friend had seen a product called "TravelPussy" and chose to spend 7 francs on finding out what it was.
Turned out to be a plastic bag looking like one of those that you use for making ice, but with the shape of a, rather impressive I must admit, well penis. These are the instructions:
1. Open up TravelPussy.
2. Pour a very small amount of TravelPussy-Gel into the "vagina" and spread it.
3. Turn TravelPussy upside down and fill gently with warm water or simply blow air into it. IMPORTANT: make sure the water is not too hot, check with your finger!
4. Place some TravelPussy-Gel on your penis and you are ready for a wonderful experience.
5. After use, empty TravelPussy and leave it to domestic waste (not in toilet).
I don't know where to begin to comment on this! And why they would sell it in the womens toilet is beyond me!
But my friend and I have a cunning plan. We're gonna place it in the luggage of my visiting friend, then keep our fingers crossed that he will be stopped in customs. HAHAHAHAHA!
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