Which nationality?

Even I can be mistaken, as strange as it sounds. Was out tonight and standing next to a guy clad in white linen pants, white shoes and a light pink top, as well as a big flashy watch. Typical Italian was my first thought. Who else would think this is manly?

Then I thought, maybe Albanian, as in a wanna-be Italian.

Turns out I was wrong. He was...wait for it...Austrian! How many men from Austria wear white linen pants? I think I might have met the only one.