Size matters

I have a neighbour who is not the praising kind. He rather than being appreciative always have a comment that sticks. Like when I painted my wall, and all he could comment on was that some of the paint had come off in the corner. Or when I served food and accidentally had put the placemats upside down. Or when I moved in and had not yet all the furniture and design in place, his comment was "it's very black and white in here".

So when he complained about my cinnamon rolls being too small (I know it was because he liked them and couldn't have enough of them...but I would have preferred him saying that rather than complaining about size) I decided enough is enough.

For Christmas he got it. On the right side is a normalsized roll, and the left is what he got. I hope it'll shut him up!