Too hot

Ok, enough. I haven't had a good nights sleep in more than a week. This having 28°C in my bedroom is no fun. I sleep with as little on as I can, without being naked, and with no cover. Yet I wake up several times at night in a pool of sweat.

This is no longer fun.

I try with one of these ice-coolers from the freezer, place it on various body parts and for 5 seconds it's cooling. Not enough.

So I was thinking, since it's too hot during the day, to take the boat out early, very early, in the morning, have a swim and come back before the sun is too hot again.

Only I'm not sure I can keep awake until then. And the first tram is going at 5.30.

I put the alarm on 5.00...but what are the odds I'll get up then? Same as me winning the euromillion I think.