Fatal attraction

Had a few offers tonight. Spoke to this Italian guy, who after one minute of polite conversation wanted to know if I was into men or women, or preferrably both. He offered a threesome, no doubt including himself, another woman and me. Gee, thanks but no thanks. Was offered a Jägermeister which I politely declined. Three times. Then I caved in and had one. Had a hard time not throwing up on the table after downing it. I hate that stuff. When the next round was coming, like 10 minutes later, I really said no. Then another guy decided to force it down my throat. I refused. Which led to him pouring Jägermeister down my white blouse. And then promptly offered to lick it off my bosom. Again, thanks but no thanks. Yet another guy had a hat which he put in front of his package, asking me how big I wanted it. I could have cooked his "rabbit" right there and then. But luckily for him we chose to leave...