Fingerless

Spoke to a friend tonight, and she told me she's been to the emergency room yesterday because she didn't think she needed all of her 10 fingers. "What?" I said. Turned out she put her finger into a lawn-mower for no particular reason. Reminded me of the time when I was charging my phone, hit my head on the telly shelf above, then got a split lip when sticking my teeth into the chair in front. Good to know we're all stupid once in a while.