Split lip

Was thinking of an incident today when I accidentally got caught with the mobile phone cord between my toes. I know, it sounds silly but I was charging the phone, the cord was hanging from the plug on the floor and the phone was on the sofa. I somehow managed to get the wire between my toes and tripped, and in the process tipping the ashtray over on the table. No harm done, a wipe with a wet cloth and everything was back in order. Unlike one time when I was visiting an aunt. The outlet in her kitchen was close to the floor under a TV shelf. I bent down to plug the charger in, standing up too quickly, hit my head on the shelf, and when quickly pulling away hit my mouth on the chair in front. It is difficult to know how one can be so stupid! I ended up with a split lip only from wanting to charge my mobile phone. But then again, isn't every injury a result of stupidity? Especially in sports...don't get me started!