Fucking birds

Again, the friggin birds shat in my boat. Not only that. They built a friggin nest again, and laid two eggs. Which made me think about a project I did some years ago. We were sharing a house with four bedrooms. Which the company paid for. Much better than staying in a hotel, considering we spent months and months there. Anyway, there was this guy who was even more of a "morgenmuffel" (read extremely tired in the morning) than I. We were all ready to go, and he had just started to cook breakfast. Told him that if you want a ride to the office, NOW is the time. He then laughed and said "operation aborted" meaning breakfast preparation. It was very funny at the time... PS. Guess the bird eggs are now aborted too. I threw them in Limmat!