Ass

Was out the other evening. Usually when I go out I leave my handbag at home. Easy just to stash some money, bus card and lipgloss in the trouser pockets (yes, it's more difficult in the summer with a skirt for example) but this time I did. Then had to go to the toilet. Coming back a friendgirl says "do you by any chance have a pen in your back pocket?". Yes actually I did. But why the heck was she doing staring at my ass? Well, since she noted I have lost some weight, I suppose I have to forgive her :)...but must say I rather have a man staring at me than a hetero woman...