Last thing first

Have so much to say this evening, but gotta tell you about my walking home first. Due to reasons you will read later I felt a need for exercise (very rare, very uncommon I know) so decided to walk home from town. ALL the way. Anyway, when I was about halfway I saw a car sorta parked halfway on the pavement, halfway on a three-lane street with blinking lights. Not the sort of parking you do if you wanna pass your driving license test. Just when I passed a guy came out from the hotel across the street, walked to the car and I couldn't help myself but said (in English) "nice parking". He looked up, gave me a big smile and said thank you. I continued to walk muttering to myself it was fucking irony moron...