Airport

Story heard on airport. A man is arriving too late for check-in. He is politely asked to take his place in the queue, since his flight has closed the gate anyway. The man continues to push, to the point of being really obnoxious. He tops it off with saying: “Don’t you know who I am?”. The check-in attendant remains calm and picks up the microphone and announces over the speakers: “I have a man here who doesn’t know who he is, does anybody recognize him?”