Rabbit

My ears are growing and I'm about to develop a little fluffy tail. Not joking. The amount of veggies I've eaten the last week is gonna turn me into a friggin rabbit. The only difference I notice is that I have to pee a lot. All the time actually. If I don't wake up in the middle of the night I pee about 3 liters in the morning. "That's normal", my dieting friendgirl was telling me. NO! It's not friggin normal. It's abnormal. I didn't used to do this. Ergo not normal. In one week I haven't eaten potatoes, rice, pasta, soft bread or anything fattening. Only friggin veggies and meat or fish. Fruit. Ham instead of cheese. Cucumber instead of chocolate. Carrots instead of sweets. And I see no f...ing difference! Why on earth am I doing this?