Sleeping with the - mama

A friend who's naMe I am forbidden to tell, told me about his weekend. He went to see his Mum. What he didn't know was that mama had a new boyfriend. But I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the pear-tree, and that prudeness runs in the family. Therefore boyfriend had to sleep on the sofa, while my friend was on a spare bed in his Mums bedroom. HAHAHAHA!