Tissues?

So much talk, so much to catch up on after all these years. We had a good night out. Coming home, she asked: "tissues?". I said, "yes I have tissues". No she said "tissues!". And I thought is she drunk or something? Turns out she asked for a t-shirt. To sleep in. Here I am being proud about my English being really good. Just didn't count all the dialects :) It's a bit like Switzedutch compared to high German I guess...