Thursday, February 01, 2007

Marketing/Advertising/etc...

You're a girl and see a handsome guy at a party. You walk up to him and say: "I am fantastic in bed". Direct marketing. You're at a party with lots of friends and you see a good-looking guy. One of your friends talk to him, points to you and say "She's fantastic in bed". Advertising. You see a good-looking guy at a party. You approach him, gets his telephone number. Next day you call him to say "Hey, I'm fantastic in bed". Telemarketing. You see a guy at a party. Walk up to him, pour him a drink. Say "May I?". Lean forward, let your breasts touch his arm, organize his tie and say "Just so that you know, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public relations. You're at a party, see a good-looking guy. He comes to you saying "I've heard that you are fantastic in bed". Brand Recognition. You're at a party, see a good-looking guy. He likes you but you convince him to go home with your friend instead of you. That is representation. Your friend cannot satisfy the guy, so she calls you. Technical support. A guy comes to a party. He browses the room. Realizes he wants all the girls, so he stands up on the table shouting "I am fantastic in bed". That is spam.

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