The Year of the Ox

It just so happens that I was born in the year of the ox. This is what it says: People born in the Year of the Ox are patient, speak little, and inspire confidence in others. They tend, however, to be eccentric, and bigoted, and they anger easily. They have fierce tempers and although they speak little, when they do they are quite eloquent. Ox people are mentally and physically alert. Generally easy-going, they can be remarkably stubborn, and they hate to fail or be opposed. They are most compatible with Snake, Rooster, and Rat people. HAHAHA! OK, maybe a few things are right. But speak little? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!