Handsome and Cute

I know this gay couple. One of the guys is handsome, and the other one cute. And whaddaya know. When introduced with this concept handsome guy says (in a kinda wheenie voice) "I wanna be cute too". Answer from his boyfriend "well, I guess you're stuck with handsome, handsome". Tells me nobody is ever satisfied... PS. Personally I would settle for beautiful...and I'm still waiting ;)