Strap-on

A conversation today with English girl. Started out we had been to the toilet together, you know the way women do. Mind you, not the same actual toilet. I complained that I had one of these days where I pee a lot for no apparent reason. The body's way of telling me I have too much fluid in me. So, complaining in general about being a woman, but pointing out that I didn't want a sex change. That's when she said thoughtfully "I wonder what it would be like to be a man?". So I suggested she'd try walking around with a strap-on for a day... PS. Having dinner with gay friend this evening. Will ask what it's like and report back.

One night stand

It was nice to see that I have good taste. In men. Since I ran into a one-nighter this evening. Well, he was a one-nighter twice. But have a faint memory of being a little bit drunk both times so was good with confirmation. Last time he overslept and left in a hurry one morning. Think it was around 1,5 years ago. The problem being he's married. Good thing it's not my problem.

Well, thought you'd like to get a glimpse so managed to take a pic of his ass...sorry back :).

The fastest tongue in Switzerland

This surprising topic came from a discussion tonight with a friendgirl. We were discussing one-nighters and she told me about one of her experiences. And mind you, this wasn't her epithet on the guy, it was how he described himself. I guess that should've told her...and accordingly he didn't rate very high on her scale.

Sex toys

According to the paper version of 20 min today about 100 restaurants and bars in Zürich has installed vending machines in the toilets where you can buy sex toys. !!! Now why exactly you would like to buy a penis ring or a mini-vibrator (why mini??) when being out and about in town, is beyond me. Or am I just naive??

The best sex

Somebody commented before and asked what I want. Which led me to think about it. What do I want? Which I won't reveal just now, but I can tell you about the best sex I had. It was with a guy I kinda fell in love with, but not really. He was married with kids and I knew about that. We were very attracted to each other, and it helped that we were both working on a project, stuck in a hotel in a foreign city. Lots of time on our hands (and other body parts :) in the evenings and weekends. He was the unreliable type of guy, nobody I would like to spend my life with exactly, but nevertheless interesting. Creative like hell. Lots of ideas. Exciting. You never knew his next move. And despite all this macho shit he projected, he was a surprisingly good lover. Not good, fantastic. Perhaps the situation also added to the excitement. And we are not in touch anymore, but I still remember him with fondness. Just thought you'd like to know :)

Dick

When I wrote the last piece I was thinking of which category to put it in, and finally chose "sex". As it turned out after having watched two episodes now, the first one was about how often men think of sex. Every 28 seconds was the answer. If you're straight. If you're gay it's every 9 secs. See? I'm a good fag-hag, choosing the right category. A funny saying though: "gays have dick on their minds from womb to tomb". PS. It must mean they think of sex ALL the time. When one thought is finished the next one comes. How tiring! Good thing I'm a woman :)

Queer as folk

Well, actually the "me"-time involves watching a series called Queer as folk. My gay friend lent it to me for educational purposes. 1,018 minutes of it! Apparently it's a series from the US about gay and lesbian people. And equally apparently I need to be educated about their type of life. And here was I thinking that I'm already a good fag-hag :)

3-some

Ok, I reckon you'd be more interested in this topic than the other ones I already blogged about. Sex with three people. I consider myself to be quite normal. Meaning I could (if pushed) fantasize about it, but would never do it. In reality. A friend of mine did. Actually I had a lover once who did too. Or so he said. Nothing wrong with it, just not for me. And despite my friends request, that's all I have to say on the matter :)

"Sleep"

I've slept with too many women, says George Clooney. Well I guess there is something I cannot compete with. But he said it in the context of not being able to be a politician. And to be honest I can't compete there either. And before you draw any conclusions, it's because of my lack of diplomatic skills :)...

Handy vs sex

According to an English investigation every fourth woman would rather be without sex than her mobile phone for a month. However, it is also pointed out that the two can be combined. 50% of the women and 33% of the men do answer the phone when it rings during sex. Perhaps it says more about the sexlives of the English than anything else? PS. Handy = mobile phone in Swiss German.

Tim goes Kim

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/28/wkim28.xml

Cherchez la...sex

Had an interesting conversation with a friend this evening. He told me about the challenge of looking for women, ending in something like if you cannot get it all settle for the sex. Hey, big news! Alert the media, stop the presses! Ah well, sex is not bad. If only I could remember :)