Presents

From my friends I have picked up that they do not know what to get me for my birthday in a couple of weeks.

People, it is very simple. Unless you know it's a thingie I want and specifically have asked for, get me consumables or nothing. Nothing is fine. The fact that you are showing up is reward enough for me. Seriously.

And flowers. Do not buy them, unless you know they will not poison my cats.

Simple as.