Feet in German

Yesterday I met the foot fetishist, who spent a long time telling a friend of mine how beautiful my feet are. Since it was in German he didn't think that I would understand when he said that my feet are more beautiful than I! My "friend" laughed and said it's better than having an arse that's more beautiful than your face, to which I asked if he had experience from that. And on it went. A perfectly good conversation for a Tuesday evening. Not!