Warm wine

This is what happens when you have a new flatmate (CG) who enjoys the odd glass of wine. Unfortunately he hasn't learned that when you empty a bottle you have to make sure there is at least another one in the fridge. Meaning today when we needed a refill there was only lukewarm wine. Yikes. So, ever the perfect hostess I asked my guests if they wanted some ice in the glass. Yes they did. Went to the kitchen to get some ice, which I distributed into the glasses. Friend visiting: "I hope you washed your hands". Me: "No, I actually scratched myself between my legs before I got the ice from the freezer". As you can imagine the conversation went all downhill after that...