Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Breakfast?

Was out having a few drinks with a friend tonight, and we ran into this guy. He was asking whether I would cook him breakfast tomorrow. Told him I'd be spreading my legs for somebody else, and had no time.

And I am. Going to the gyn doc.

And part of me wish I had a cyst the size of a melon, considering how much weight I have gained in the last few months. That would explain it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How cheesy!! (the guy at the bar that is). And good luck with the gyno. You seem to be wishing awful illness on yourself a lot lately!

Witchbitch said...

Are you telling me I'm exaggerating :)?