New York - Paris

You gotta try this: 1. go to www.google.co.uk 2. click on "maps," above the search bar... 3. click on "get directions" 4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box) 5. type "Paris" in the second box (the "to" box) 6. click on "get directions" Hilarious. And you gotta be a fairly good swimmer :)