Who likes Russians anyway?

+20°Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them). +15°Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them). +10°Americans shake. Russians are planting cucumbers. +5° You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows. 0° Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens. -5° French cars don't start. -10° You're planning a vacation to Australia. -15° Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters. -18° New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic. -20° American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves. -25° German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead. -30° Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas. -35° Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start. -40° You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start. -42° Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street. -45° All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless. -50° Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom. -60° White bears start moving south. -70° The hell froze. -73° Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats. -80° Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -114° Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy. -273° Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots. -295° 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.