California

Was just leaving my place tonight when this guy approached me. Asking what 2 is in German. So transparent. He didn't for one second want to know what 2 is in German...he wanted to make contact. Why did I know this? 1. He was a man. and 2. He was an American man. So I asked where he came from. California. "No", I said, "everybody who comes from California is skinny". How's that for a brush-off? Yes, and then I left. And he was fat.