What's in a name?

And just to show you what I mean about the previous item, the "gentleman" who sent it and his taste: I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied..."Carmen." Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men." Then she asked, "What's your name?" "Golftits," I replied...