Fart bus

As much as I adore the public transportation system here in Switzerland, it certainly has its downsides. Going home on a packed bus this evening, squashed between people, somebody decided to spice the trip up. He farted. I really don't who it was, but I bet you it was a man. It was disgusting. This smell was spreading, and it was evil. It's a good thing I only have to go a couple of stops. Control your friggin body next time, you evil person!